16 October 2008

Barack Plumber!

  1. You say "CHANGE", I see "CRACK"!
  2. You say "tax relief", I need "gas relief"!
  3. You say you'll "spend over" and all I hear is "Bend over"!
You may have fooled 95% of the other Americans who are caucasianally-challenged, BUTT not me!
Also, Joe the Plumber, please keep your earnings under $249,999.99 because anything higher would deem you as an aggressively self-centered rich sycophant obsessed with amassing money for yourself through hard work. If you choose to ignore my threat that if you get ambitious and make higher than $250K, you will pay dearly and you will also pay for the slackoffs out there unwilling to work and are leeches to the system.

I approve this message on behalf of the Demmunist Party!
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Attention to those who have nothing to offer other than mindless drill or just want to harass me: DROP DEAD!

To the others whom I have enjoyed over the years, don't waste you breath on those morons. We have better things to do like contributing to society in a positive way.

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