Returning for a bit

I've been writing a lot over the last couple of years. I've finished three (3) books and published one in March. Working on fourth book now. So, I will try to get out here more and speak. There has been way too much that needs addressing.

Is the iPhone 5 the anti-christ?

I say this in jest but I have to wonder why I am so stinking fascinated with this phone? I have the 3G that has been utter hell to me for the last year. I'm struggling along and it's painful. I have no power button, no buttons for volume control. It is embarrassing. But I am holding out for the biggest craze yet. This is too much for me!

As it is, I'm getting married in two days and my emotions are in a flux between excitement and utter excitement. Drama besets me as I have people giving me issues; but THEY WILL BE ANNIHILATED!

Back to the iPhone 5. It's rumored that the phone would have scanning capabilities. Is this the mark of the beast? I don't know. But I find it interesting that more people are drooling over this cursed phone than Obama when he was elected. And I thought he was the anti-christ. But the iPhone 5 is probably the only thing more popular than our president at his peak of "likeability!"