Man's Hormonal Survival Guide

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or work colleague!

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA SAFE
What's for  dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?	Wow, you sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
• and my favoriteone:
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
and men who need a warning.

Steeling back America?

Michael Steele has been elected as the chairman of the RNC. This move was purely political and way too late. This should have happened long before America elected a Black President. This move should have been played at least twenty (20) years ago. I am perplexed as to why it did not happen sooner given that the Republican party was the first to have Blacks serve in Congress and other political positions of power and influence. And that was in the 1800s! The Demorats did not add Blacks to party seats until the 1940s. Interesting. I applaud the Republican party for appointments like Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell (yuck), and Condi Rice (awwww yeaaaahhh!!!), but this move with Steele is more of a disappointment to me because its move is clearly understood.

Newspaper mourns another murdered reporter

Newspaper mourns another murdered reporter.

This story is about the fourth murder of a Russian reporter in eight (8) years from the same company. It is really sad because the corrupt officials and criminals don't want any accountability. I think this is the direction we'll be heading in this administration and coming future. Censorship is on the way. God forgive us.