I received this from a friend a work and while one could see what populace is targeted in the following, I just have one question: "Why not beat the stereotype and make something of oneself and contribute to society?"
This is completely RONG! RONG! RONG!
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff'.
Mother: 'Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?
Tyreal: 'Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an 'F'.
01. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
02. HONOR ROLL- We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.
03. PLANET- Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
04. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
05. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
06. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIR WAY into space.
07. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
08. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
09. AFRO- I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH,! I'm out .
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET .
12. DOMINEERING - My girl 's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING
13. KENYA- I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where DA deer and DA antelope play.
15. DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, 'Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?'
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, 'One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM.
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
Neo, I believe the wrongness of it is the fact that we continue to publish this type of stereotypical garbage that is disguised as humor.
ReplyDeleteI'm the first to criticize the problems we have in our community, but I do it within the confines of our community.
Blessings.
Why even pass this stuff around? Sad that this type of humor is acceptable.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Neo, the way our public school systems are these days, I know some white kids who wouldn't do any better!
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