Desperate Times Part One

The only thing worse than Halle Berry not tracking me down to ask me to marry her is evolutionists upping the ante on deceiving the world. If, evolution (which is a hypothesis and not theory) is so righ; what are they so afraid of? I mean, we just had everyone belittling Christians for their disdain of the Da Vinci Code; so why not call the evolutionists for their long running angst towards Creationists. If the foundation of evolution is so solid, then evolution should stand! Or will it fall?

Big Fat Duh

Now begins the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes drama. HELLO!

Is she the only one who didn't see this coming? If I had as many people against my marriage to Joshua's mother; I probably would have not married her. Her marrying him was just as bad as Bobby and Whitney. But, I digress. Tom Cruise and anybody is a bad match save Tom Cruise himself.

The End is Near Part One

I saw X-Men 3, thrice this weekend. Halle was gorgeous as usual; and goes wild. Loved her hair in the movie. I was put off with Monster's Ball, but I came to forgive as I have been forgiven. So, if my good friend in California doesn't want to marry me; I figure I'd go for broke with Halle. She obviously cannot resist the NEO charm. Then, lightning struck; the earth trembled, the sun buckled in on itself becoming a black hole, and worst tet, Halle wants to have kids without me! You know it's pretty bad when Halle wants kids and no man! I know I could have done right with her. Maybe, I'll see her when I head to L.A. in September.....

Why Stick Around

We have looked at extending our lifespan as humans for so long. Yet, with all the corruption and decay (morally and physiologically), I can't understand why people would want to hang around any longer. We as humans cannot achieve the utopian state because we're too self-centered to accomplish such a great task. I will give you in a few why I might stick around. I am not a fatalist, but what reasons would you want to stay around for?

Action Dollars

If the phrase "put your money where you mouth is" has ever been true; it's now with the Americans installing the border fence in Arizona. Now get this, they raised the money themselves. I guess it kind of tells you how the country feels about the border issue. It showed in Katrina relief and I wonder what is next that the government neeeeds to see about our need to revitalize America, by removing the deviants!

Never Late for Love

I saw this article and had to crack up because I have lately been making too much of nothing about getting married. I have enough faith in my Saviour solving every other problem in my life (including my screwed up custody arrangement), but somehow, someway, I have the warped understanding of God's power in reference to me finding true love.

Find Dick Cheney

With the late breaking news of President Bush ordering the troops to open fire on illegals entering the country; Vice-President Dick Cheney has been reported missing. Reports include that most of his hunting gear and orange vest are missing as well. An APB has been sent out to the troops to look out for Cheney somewhere along the border. If you spot him, please identify yourselves as a conservative!

Illegal Season

BREAKING NEWS

Sources report that President Bush will declare it "Illegal Season" and order the National Guard deployed along the US/Mexican border to go "Cheney" on the "undocumented workers" entering the country illegally.

Also, the President has request that members of the Democratic Party, ACLU, NAMBLA, and ULSR, and all other activists to prepare for the second Cinqo de Mayo parade and dress in the appropriate garb along the border on the Mexican side.

Enough about Me, Part One

As I was driving into work today, as I was listening to one of my favorite radio guys, Glenn Beck, I was shocked twice. The first shock came as I heard of this new means of gift giving for Mother's Day. It was called a "Mother-Me" gift. The issue here is that instead of focusing on a gift of improvement for the mother; the individual focuses on improving themselves, so they'll spend money on themselves instead. The second shock came about twenty minutes, or so, later when a woman was eager to get her two year old into daycare because she believed exposing her child to her mother for a full twenty-four hours was too traumatic! I don't live in a bubble and definitely know how the kids can wear you down; however! An action planned or not to become a parent comes with the responsibility of being one!

I spent the third weekend in a row with my son and I love it! It was great because we can be goofy together and do silly things. I wanted to to see Flight 93 and MIII but could not because their rating was inappropriate for my six year old. So, I waited until he was back with his mother to see it.

I am beginning a series about how selfish we can be; and it will cite instances in which, we sacrifice others for our own greed.

Dying Black America

I saw this article that is coming out next week about AIDS in Black America and I have to say that it is a little on the late side. It's not just a homosexual thing. It's not transfusions either or shared needles. I have tasted the pleasures of sex (heterosexually), and understand the Siren's call. However, when we don't keep those desires in check, we have to deal with the obvious consequence. Comment, whether or not you are black.